The mighty Shark Minion Nation
ready to rock!!!

SHARKLESS MINIONS CARRY ON!!!

"Rainman has long arms for selfies!!"
Says short armed Sharkman 🥴

DREAMBOAT AND RAINMAN RETURN!!!

4TH OF JULY SPECIAL RIDE!!!

THIS SATURDAY, RED, WHITE & BLUE KIT DAY!!!

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!?

Belo News

June 25, 2022

Shark Cove, Mi. - As dawn broke bright and crisp over the Shark Cove, our intrepid hero, the Sharkman, was sleeping in and dreaming of sprints, climbs and crashes in his little Shark brain. 

Crashes? Yep, he is still sore from his brush with a Michigan pot hole but getting better each day. He will be gone one more week but hopes to return to his beloved Shark Minion Nation when he returns from a visit to see his sharklets out west. 

The Shark picked up his bike at Mike's Team Active, where Mike hizzelf, and Mark Cole did a great job getting everything back in shape. In additiona, Rainman dropped of extra Ksyrium wheel sets for the old Shark. God love the mighty Shark Minion Nation!!!

But we digress.....

The old shark got an early text from Dreamboat, who was back as a Celebrity Rider, as well as Rainman wondering if their intrepid hero would be joining them for koffee. But hey, he was, .....well, sleeping in!!! 💤

Speaking of koffee, Belo News has learned that the purchaser of koffee last week was none other than legendary rider, Toesetter!!! So thanks Toesetter!!!

Though there was no "official" report this week it was learned that Wishbone won the final sprint with Raptor on his wheel, but there was no report on who got the third spot on the podium. Belo News is sure that it wasn't Sharkman......

It was also reported that Raptor bought the koffee after this weeks edition of the KK-TdG!

Thanks Raptor!!!

This week the mighty Shark Minion Nation celebrates the 4th of July and there are two opportunities to ride! 

This IS a great country!!!

Saturday, July 2, 2022

Red, White & Blue Kit Day!!! That's right, Bunkie, break out those patriotic colors for the 4th!!!

Launch Time - 8:30 a.m. - SHARP!!!

Monday, July 4th, 2022

Bonus Ride!!!

A special edition mountain bike ride led by the "Sweetheart of the Peloton," Gazelle Girl and the "King of Dick Moves," Reb!!! 

Oh, the humanity!! What could go wrong with that duo in charge, eh?

The plan is to meet at the Timeout Lounge at 9:00 a.m. and go through the Back Door atthe Fort (very near the Timeout) for a trail ride.

It is planned that the ride will return to the Timeout Lounge by 11:00 a.m. when the Timeout Lounge opens and where the post ride will consist of a cold brew!! Those who don't ride mountain bike can still join for the beer!!!

Oh, the humanity!! 

What a way to start your 4th of July celebrations!!!

Since Sharkman will be gone until next week, there will not be an Edition of Belo News next week, but the Shark Minion Update will go out announcing the July 9, Saturdays ride launch time!!!

Riders joining the Shark Minion rides acknowledge the inherent risk involved with bicycle riding and by joining any Shark Minion ride hold harmless any rider involved.