ONLY THE LONELY!

WOLF KING TAKES ALL THE SPRINTS!

WAS IT RAINING?

Belo News
Galesburg, MI

July 24, 2010

Galesburg, Mi. – While our intrepid hero, the Sharkman, was riding the WAM, only one, brave Minion showed up in the rain to ride the KK-TdG on Saturday.

As the photo shows, it was a wet and wild morning (see WAM story). However, the Wolf King decided to ride to the start only to find no one else in the parking lot. He thought that since it wasn’t raining at the time, he would head north and maybe Gazelle Girl or at least, Falcon would join on.

As he approached the Sharkman Honorary Sprint, he genuflected in reverence to our hero, but found no other riders. Think that as long as he had ridden that far, he would venture further into the ride to see if any other Minion would appear.

As the rain began to fall in earnest on the lonely Minion, the Wolf King went on to take every single sprint, the col de Twin Lakes and col de Norte climbs, as well as the final finish. The Wolf King made a clean sweep on a rainy day and then rode along an empty Champs le Galesburg in the pouring rain, on to the press conference and a kup of Koffee. Wet and tired, he drank his kup of koffee and was quoted as saying, “it was a victory for America!”

Well, Sharkman will be back this week and it will not rain!

MAKE A WISH – WAM RIDE JERSEY DAY THIS SATURDAY!

Belo News
July 29, 2010

Galesburg, Mi. – In honor of our WAM Riders, this Saturday has been designated as WAM Jersey Day! Minions are requested to wear a WAM Jersey on Saturday in honor of our WAM riders. It can be a previous WAM Jersey or a WAM Team Jersey, but wear your jersey this Saturday with pride!

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Launch Time – 8:00 A.M. – SHARP!

BE THERE!