Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Minions get washed out!


First Rain out of the Season!


Recovery Update!


Shark Week on Discovery!



Belo News
Galesburg, Mi.
August 8, 2009


Galesburg, Mi.
- It was the first rain out of the season!

Our intrepid hero, the Sharkman, was out in San Francisco for his daughters birthday and when he checked the radar back in the Creek, all he saw was flashing green, red and yellow across the Shark Radar screen!

After checking with a few Minions, we here at the Update have confirmed that NO ONE Rode!

Meanwhile, since none of the Minions were riding, we here at the Update hope the Minions were able to catch Shark Week on Discovery! It was outstanding! Who can NOT watch shark's attacking people? Uh, is this a great country or what?!?

Injury Update

Galesburg, Mi. - The Update has checked in with our injured Minions and we have learned that All Black is feeling ready to ride. Hawkeye, who sustained the worst road rash, as well as ruptured Gu Packs, is healing and hopes to be back soon.

Bullet Bob reports that he is feeling better, but is still avoiding laughing, sneezing, coughing, and lying down. If he gets a clean bill of health from the Doctor, and his Director Sportif will let him go out and play (providing he can get on and off the bike, oh, and breathe deeply) he hopes to be back Saturday.

Bullet Bob reports that Danimal was able to save his brake/shift lever, but did pronounce the handlebar D.O.A. (with cracks). The rear wheel needed some truing and he took the opportunity to replace the tire, brake pads and of course, handlebar tape. Heck, it's like a new bike!

We hope to see all our wounded Minions back this week!

So don't miss this Saturday! The weather report is excellent!

Launch Time 8:00 A.M. - SHARP!

2 comments:

Rainman said...

WE LOVED SHARK WEEK! Not sure about Les Stroud calling the play-by-play though? He was a bit over the top, for me. I like him better when he's alone and under-nurished.

Rainman

Shark Minions said...

Sharkman,

Damn I didn't miss Shark Week did I? Glad to hear the Crash Test Smarties are on the mend and will be joining us soon.

Hope you enjoy my post from YouTube.

BB