Monday, August 3, 2009

Cloud Girl & Tardette finish One, Two at WAM!


Where was Stingray?

Who cleans their bikes!


Belo News
Galesburg, MI
July 24-26, 2009


Traverse City – Big Rapids – Chelsea, Mi. – In the three day tour that is the Make A Wish Ride, our own lady Minions took top honors by sweeping the one and two spots on the podium, ahead of the other Minions on the ride.

Riding like the Mighty Minions that they are, they finished the 300 mile sojourn in record breaking time. Making it to the camp each night first, the pair were rewarded with cold beer and pizza!

When interviewed, Cloud Girl was quoted as saying it was a victory for the Mighty Minion Nation and Tardette added that it was great to beat Airman and Rainman so soundly, proving who the real riders in the family are! Airman and Rainman were both too busy cleaning the winning riders bikes to be interviewed by the Update Staff.

Meanwhile, in an interesting development, Stringray, whose career has been in a downward spin ever since his false allegations that he can win every sprint and not get as much ink in the Update as the ladies, was DNE (did not enter) for the WAM. (Come on Stringray, this is a digital format! There’s no ink in digital!) And look! You got INK in a digital publication without even being there!

The Update will be reporting more on the WAM so please stay tuned!


1 comment:

Rainman said...

Rainman had to dig deep into his suitcase of courage the first day to get some major time on Tardette. Appearently getting so much time on your teammate isn't necessarly the best course of action!? Rainman paid dearly for the remainder of the tour as domestique for Tardette and Cloud Girl, insiders say.