APRIL
FOOLS OR OPENING DAY?
WISHBONE
RETURNS TO THE NATION!
WHERE
WAS SHARKMAN?
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| Wishbone returns to the Nation! (Photo compliments of Dot Dot Dash) |
HOW
COLD WAS IT?
DON'T
FORGET TO REGISTER FOR THE TOUR DE TAYLOR!
Belo
News
April
1, 2017
Shark
Cove, Mi. - As dawn broke bright and cold over the Shark Cove, our
intrepid hero was making his 5th or 6th trip to
the bathroom. Our hail and normally healthy leader had been struck
down with some sort of stomach issue that was wrecking havoc on him.
Still
determined, as the Shark Alarm sounded the call at approximately 6
a.m. our hero lay there considering his options. He could attempt to
ride over and not let Mad Dog down, who he knew would be arriving at
8:00 a.m. - SHARP! Or, he could see how he felt and drive to the
start. Or, he could just get his tired, weak dorsal out of bed and
see what happened.
After
determining he would at least attempt getting out of bed, our hero
struggled to the kitchen where he felt a bit nauseous, and actually
started the coffee, (which he never did drink). He quickly laid down
on the couch and started tapping out a text to whoever he thought
might be riding over with him.
Nikeboy
was the first to return the text, so Sharkman knew, what might be his
final words had reached the outside world before his demise.
The
next thing he knew, Lava Girl was walking him up, telling him it was
8:30 a.m. and he was going to be late for the ride.
Sharkman
just got up, sleep walked into the Shark bedroom and flopped down on
the bed and slept (other than to go to the bathroom) until 6 p.m.
Saturday evening. He then went back to bed at 8:30 p.m. and slept
till 10 a.m. on Sunday morning.
We
are pleased to report that on Monday he was up and taking nourishment
but still has no idea what hit him. He is planing on returning to his
beloved Nation this Saturday. He is pleased to report that he lost 10 pounds during the ordeal and is doing his best to put it all back on!
Belo
News is VERY pleased to report that Wishbone returned to the Nation
for Opening Day! So it was a huge day in the Nation to celebrate his return!
Welcome back to the mighty
Minion Nation Wishbone! You are an inspiration to us all!
Despite
all this drama, 13 riders toed the lind for Opening Day and the Nation was not deterred! Other than a text
from the Great Dane claiming that “32f
is rude!” nothing was going to stop them from getting to their Field of Dreams known as the KK-TdG!
Well, at least Sharkman
missed the cold start!
Sharkman
does want to thank those that followed up with a “get well” text
and/or email. He didn't respond to them very quickly but they did make
him feel better once he was again, conscious.
From
all reports, the ride went well! Mad Dog took the photos, and
everyone enjoyed koffee at the Klutch!
So,
you won't want to miss this weeks episode of General Hospital or,
should we say, the KK-TdG! So come on out and ride!
Hopefully, Sharkman will be there!
Saturday,
April 8, 2017
The
prediction is for sunny, but cool again (33 degrees) so.....
Launch
Time – 9:00 a.m. - SHARP!
Be
there!
TOUR
DE TAYLOR IS SATURDAY, JUNE 10, 2017!
Belo
News
March
17, 2017
Mattawan,
Mi. - The date for the Tour de Taylor 2017 has been announced and
here is the information you will need to enter. This has been a great
annual event for the Nation and helps our Team Taylor Minions earn
even more dollars for their Make A Wish ride in July! So let's all
get entered to ride! Here are the details:
Hey
Tour de Taylor Riders!
Saturday,
June 10th.
As
always, we're working hard on creating an even better event this
year. With your feedback and support, we've been able improve on
an already great event. With your help, ALL
net
proceeds will be donated.
Below
are highlights and details.
Details
Date:
Saturday
June 10th, 2017
Location:
Mattawan
Middle School
56720
Murray St Mattawan, MI 49071
Soft
T-Shirts: Free
with registration.
You
must be registered by May 28th
to guarantee a Tour de Taylor 2017 Soft T-Shirt.
Please
refer to link for more event details and updated information.
Riders
joining the Minion rides acknowledge the inherent risk involved with
bicycle riding and by joining any Minion ride hold harmless any
rider involved.
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