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SQUEAKY TAKES THE COMBATIVE RIDER AWARD!
GAZELLE GIRL TAKES THE GGG SPOT!
SKITTLES TAKES BIGGEST SPRINT WIN OF HIS CAREER!
IS THIS REALLY MAY?
OH, THE HUMANITY!
Belo
News
May
14, 2016
Skittles
When
it's too hard for them, it's just right for us! - Marv
Levy
Galesburg,
Mi. - Our intrepid hero pulled up in the crisp, clean, miserably
cold, windy-air!
Wait,
41degrees in May? Really?! He noticed no other Minion-looking
automobiles in the parking lot. Hmmmmm.... Not good.
As
usual, he changed clothes in his home away from home, even when it is
at his home, you guessed it, THE van!
Eventually,
Squeaky rolled up, then met with the meekest cheer of the
year.....Gazelle Girl!
Gazelle
Girl immediately pointed out, that since Mad Dog had falied to show
up, SHE now leads in the standings for the Minion Season Attendance
Record! That's right, Bunkie!
The
pace through the first few miles was, ahem, “social.” Now,
Skittles love him some social riding, but also didn't wan to be
closing ino the col de Norte after dark, so he took the lead and
uppped the pace to all of about 14 mph. Squeaky took the ceremonial
first sprint, with no one to contest it.
Ironman
put in a good pull past the Kountry Klub, Skittles hot on his wheel.
A little too good as it turns out. The pair to observe they'd dropped
the entire Nation! Oh, the humanity!
Then
there was an honest-to-gosh sprint up the Col de Norte, with Skittles
deanying Squeaky his second win of the day.
Sailing
down towards the GGG Spot Sprint, Gazelle Girl shot around to the
front, Squeaky on her left, giving 1000% to deny her rightful spot!
Ironman gegan shouting out “Joan,
Joan,
Joan!!!” Energized by the sound of a man's
voice moaning her name, Gazelle Girl exploded with the power of a
thermonuclear warhead to take her rightful place as the Queen of the
GGG Spot! DO NOT underestimate the poser of the GGG Spot!
Flying
down the hill toward the Final Sprint Zone, Skittles shot out like a
supersonic bullet from a gun. Sprinting with everything he had and
even borrowed a little more to take a win so huge, no minion was even
in sight!
Just
kidding......The Nation discussed it, and decided to skip the Klutch
and the last few miles to go hang at Gazelle Girls Triple Nasty
Ranchero. Your humble author, having to get home to the kiddos,
resumed the regular Minion course, solo......
Hopefullly,
everyone will be back this week as the weather should be a bit
better!
This
Saturday, May 21, 2016
Launch
Time – 8:00 A.M. - Sharp!
BE
THERE!
From the Editor:
Thanks
again, Skittles, for a great write up! By the way, our intrepid hero,
the Sharkman, did go to the Klutch for Koffee but as you have read, the
only rider he saw was Skittles riding by on his way back to his van!
But the Koffee was good!
By
popular demand, the Commissioner of Cycling will move the launch time
to 8:00 A.M. this weekend and it will remain at 8:00 A.M. until at
least Labor Day.
Our
intrepid hero, the Sharkman, continues to improve and seems to be
right on schedule for a major comeback in July some time, so stand
by, Nation! The Sharkman shall return!
Riders
joining the Minion rides acknowledge the inherent risk involved with
bicycle riding and by joining any Minion ride hold harmless any rider
involved.
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