ANOTHER
BEAUTIFUL RIDE FOR 21 MINIONS!
TOESETTER
MAKES IT TWO IN A ROW!
WILDMAN
CAUGHT BY PAPARAZZI!
TUESDAY
NIGHT CHAIN GANG RIDE BEGINS!
Belo
News
April
11, 2015
Shark
Cove, Mi. - Dawn, once again, broke cold and crisp as our hero bounded from
under his Shark Bedspread and headed to the Shark Weather Station to
check out what type of clothing should be selected for the cool ride
ahead. Though not as cold as the previous week, 35 degrees at launch
is still a bit daunting.
Sharkman giving starting instructions (please note how absolutely no one is paying attention). Oh, the humanity!!! |
Sharkman
brought a number of clothing selections up from his Shark Locker in
the Shark Cove basement before finally deciding on his kit for the
day. As he prepared his ride for the morning, he continued to feel
cold and decided on the heavier kit, however, it later proved to be
too warm for the cold blooded shark.
Zickman/Fabio makes his season debut! |
Mad
Dog rode into the Cove as the garage door at Rainman's abode slowly
rose. Yes, Rainman was back from his spring training in Arizona and
was ready to ride. The three riders caught up on their winter
activities, spring training and the fact that it seemed like the warm
weather would never arrive.
As
they headed down into Galesburg, they saw Nikeboy riding back towards
Battle Creek and waved hello. Nikeboy apparently had something else
going and make and early ride.
At
the start, a number of riders were already there and many were
unloading their bikes from their cars and trucks.
On
the previous evening, Chains, also known as “the Bounty Hunter”
had reported to Sharkman that he was bringing a new rider who had
kept saying he was going to ride, but then did not show up. Chains
commented that he thought his name should be “the Promise” as he
had yet to keep his promise to ride.
Sharkman thought it might be more appropriate to name him “the Promise Breaker,” but was open to the name, pending the ride.
Sharkman thought it might be more appropriate to name him “the Promise Breaker,” but was open to the name, pending the ride.
Chains with new Minion, "the Promise." Welcome to the Nation, Promise! |
Well,
Belo News is pleased to report that “the Promise” finally kept
his promise and made his first ride! However, he certainly has a lot
to live up to with a name like “the Promise!” Welcome to the
mighty Minion Nation Promise! The Nation will be watching you!
As
a matter of fact, Belo News has learned through an under cover
informant that “the Promise” had forgotten his gloves and a hat
and had to borrow them at the start! Having “the Promise” in the
Nation "promises" to be interesting........
In
attendance at the start was Zickman/Fabio after wintering in San
Diego. Fabio, you ask? Yes, this past year at Iceman Zickman began
complaining to Sharkman that his name was, for lack of a better word,
humdrum. Humdrum? The legendary Zickman? Humdrum? We think not!
Rainman and the Great Dane in their season debut! |
When asked what kind of name he'd like he replied, "I don't know, something like .....Fabio." Well,
the name must have stuck as Sharkman was talking to Reb later in the
week and commented on how strong he had ridden. Reb stated it was
because he had ridden the wheel of Yeti Boy and Zickman/Fabio and
coasted behind the combined age of 130+! Is this a great country or what!?!
Recently
retired Stryker Guy tried to sneak into the start before being
spotted by the paparazzi, while Toast was also making his season
debut to the peloton.
For
the second week in a row, Gazelle Girl shocked the peloton by showing
up at the start with Toesetter in tow, making it two in a row! Say
that 10 times fast, Bunkie!
To
shouts of “Gazelle Girl!” the Nation slowly came to the starting
line, where Sharkman attempted to give instructions but as readers
will note from the photo, no one was listening.
B-Rod was ready to start the season! |
Sharkman
got the train moving and then immediately had to pull over to adjust
his seat, which had shifted when his bike had fallen over while he
was taking photographs.
Eighteen
riders clicked in and the trained pulled out of the station on time!
As
the Nation slid by the Klutch, the early morning group waved their
hero's on and someone saw the Pirate pulling into the parking lot.
It appeared he was in street clothes so the Nation assumed he was
getting koffee and just kept going. He was, in fact, planning to
ride and with jet lag, had over slept. He ended up catching on later somewhere near the Frona stop.
As
the Nation headed north, Sharkman worked the peloton, pressing the
flesh as B-Rod, making his season debut, headed to the front and
tried to push the early season pace. But the Nation was not taking
the bait and continued to talk as they pedaled into a friendly pace.
New Minion Buff was back! Welcome to the Nation, Buff! |
B-Rod
did led out our hero to take his honorary first sprint with Reb on
his wheel. Sharkman took a count at the G Ave. crossing and the
Nation moved on to the col de Twin Lakes where a rider threw a chain
and the Nation splintered at the top of the climb as some slowed and
some did not.
At
the Yorkville Church, some of the Nation put the pedal down and the
pace picked up considerably. Sharkman was fighting to hang on but
got dropped and was pulling a smaller group past the Kountry Klub and
was fading fast. However, Zickman/Fabio came by stating, “you've
pulled long enough!” and took over. Thanks Zickman/Fabio!
The
Nation gathered back up at the top of the col de Norte before heading
into the Holy Roller section. Out of the blue, Boatman appeared and
was obvious as he was the only rider wearing shorts! Welcome back
Boatman!
Stryker Guy tried to sneak in for his season debut, but got caught in this photo. |
Sharkman
was talking to Gazelle Girl as they headed south and before they knew
it, the Nation had opened up a huge gap and riders were spread all
over the hills before getting to the Frona feed station.
After
crossing the Digital Divide, Mad Dog went to the front and started,
what turned out to be, a pretty darn good pace line for this early in
the season. The speed picked up and the Nation stayed together until
the GGG Spot were a couple of riders took off to contest the sprint
(Belo News will not be reporting sprint finishes until May).
As
the Nation turned south for the final sprint, B-Rod was leading a
group that seemed to be jockeying for position. Without a Hossman or
Tow Truck to take the pace out, Sharkman decided to go to the front
to pick up the pace. Well, as much as Sharkman CAN pick up the pace..... However, Sharkman started to open up a small gap when,
to Sharkman's relief, Rainman took over. The two riders began to open a larger gap as no one from the peloton wanted to chase. They maintained the gap to the bottom of the final
ascent to the finish. Mad Dog then went by and Rainman went after
him as did a number of Minions who were feeling frisky and wanted to
stay near the finish.
Gazelle Girl and Toesetter make two starts in a row! Is this a great country or what!?!? |
As
the fast moving trained moved to the finish, Sharkman noted an
average speed of 17.2 mph on the ride. Very mellow and a good spring
ride pace.
The
tofosi and paparazzi went wild on the Champs le Galesburg as the
hero's zipped up their jersey's for the sponsors and motored their
way to the Klutch where Andrew was waiting with hot koffee in new
mugs!
Rainman
bought koffee for our hero and some of the early morning group were
still having their morning brew. (Thanks Rainman!)
The
discussions centered around the Pirate and Boatman's late arrival,
Zickman/Fabio's spring training in San Diego, Sharkman being over
dressed for the ride home, and the new Edward Jones Koffee mugs at
the Klutch. Most of the Nation stopped for koffee and swiftly
cleaned out the place and took over. Is this a great country or
what!?!
You
won't want to miss next weeks edition of the KK-TdG!
The late arrivals, Pirate and Boatman enjoy a kup! |
Saturday, April 18, 2015
Launch
Time - 8:30 a.m. - SHARP!
Be
there!
The Klutch was rocking! |
Gazelle Girl, Zickman/Fabio, Toesetter and B-Rod hold court at the Klutch. |
SKITTLES KEEPS WINNING!
April
11, 2015
Lowell,
Mi. - The Nations own Skittles was at it again this past weekend when
he raced a Gravel Road Race and took second in this age group at The
Lowell 50 – Classic Gravel Road Race!
Skittles medals again! |
During
the post race press conference, the Gravel Road Expert was asked
about his second place finish, to which he responded, with a new bend
on the the old Minion Credo, “I may have come in second, but when
you look this good, every day is a win!”
Spoken
like a true Minion!
Skittles
, who was in attendance on Opening Day also stated he is looking
forward to getting back to the Nation. That is, if he isn't winning
or placing in another gravel/cyclocross race somewhere in Michigan!
Congratulations
Skittles, you did the Nation proud!
WILDMAN CAUGHT BY PAPARAZZI!
Belo
News
Battle
Creek, Mi. - As a “legend” of the peloton, the Wildman is
constantly followed by the paparazzi and as all Minions can identify
with, it can be hard to keep them at bay.
The
Nation is always being followed and asked questions about our
intrepid hero, the Sharkman.
This
was quite evident recently when Wildman was confronted by the
paparazzi while attempting to have dinner with his wife and in laws
at a local Battle Creek establishment. Wildman was, as always
gracious and after acknowledging that he does in fact know the
Sharkman, and actually knows him well, due to his respect for the
diminutive hero, he would not be making any statements.
Thanks
Wildman!
THURSDAY NIGHT RIDES BEGIN!
NEXT
THURSDAY LAUNCH AT 5:30 P.M. - SHARP!
Belo
News
Battle
Creek, Mi. - The Tuesday Night Chain Gang Ride had a “soft”
opening this week with 6 Minions testing out the roads for this
annual summer riding series. The ride launched from behind K2 in
Battle Creek (shares a parking lot with Arcadia) and did pace line
work out to Galesburg and back. Airman led the Nation with Stingray,
Mad Dog, Rainman, Wildman and of course, our intrepid hero, Sharkman,
in tow.
Wildman gives a clinic on tire change as the Nation looks on. |
For the first of the summer series, the small Nation of Minions formed up a very nice pace line, that is until they got to the Battle Creek Sewage Treatment Center where Wildman hit a rock and flatted out immediately. He and Sharkman then led a clinic on tire repair with Sharkman chastising him for not packing his spare tube in talcum powder. However, any credibility given the two in tire repair quickly evaporated when the tire went flat again withing about 50 yards of the repair.
Rainman get's it done! |
At this point, Rainman had had enough and took over. Within a fraction of the time, a couple of pinches with , a swift of CO2Rainman had the tire fixed and the Nation back on the road!
This
ride is similar to the old Chain Gang ride that Kellogg Minions were
always late for. It is a great work out and the group rides adjusts
the speed to the riders who are there. So come on out and join the
Tuesday Night Minion Chain Gang.
Riders
joining the Minion rides acknowledge the inherent risk involved with
bicycle riding and by joining any Minion ride hold harmless any rider
involved.
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