RIDE REPORT?


PHOTOS?

WHEN DOES OUR INTREPID HERO, THE SHARKMAN RETURN!??

THIS SATURDAY IS THE FIFTH ANNUAL "IN LIEU OF ICEMAN RIDE/PARTY!!!

AND SHARKMAN RETURNS!!!

BE THERE!!!

Belo News
October 26, 2019

Shark Cove, Mi. - As dawn broke cold (very cold) and dark (very dark) over the Shark Cove, our intrepid hero, the Sharkman, was just rustling out of his Shark Bed and swimming his way to the Shark kitchen to fire up the Shark coffee pot.

He wasn't riding that day, as he was still nursing the wounded fin, but was wondering how the Nation was going to handle the later start on the ride this cold, dark morning.

On the previous day, Gazelle Girl put out a text to the "Lucky One's" (a sub group of the mighty Shark Minion Nation) requesting a later launch time due to the predicted 37 degree temps predicted for the designated launch time of 9 a.m.

Several of the "puppy" Minions jumped on the "warmer start" bandwagon, with the legendary Zykmann being the first in, and others followed suit immediately. Wait, don't the Minions ride in the winter when it is regularly in the 30's or colder?

Sharkman, being on the distribution for the Lucky One's, determined that he needed to get a
"Time Change" Update out to the Nation and did so.

So, did anyone ride?.....you ask?

Belo News reached out to Gazelle Girl to determine if anyone had ridden and if there were any photos, and got the following, quickly thrown together but in-depth report......

Ace Reporter: Gazelle Girl

"Yes! Yeti, Zychmannnnn, Stingray, Toesetter and me. I failed to call for a photo and no one else did either :(

It was quite pleasant and we finished before the rain. Yeti had a tailgate party featuring walnut bread and butter for all (Delish!). 

The highlight was a conversation about the intricacies of sexual coupling whilst wearing and indwelling catheter. Is this a great country or what???"

Editors note: Well, that might be more in depth than we needed, but better than nothing.....
Thanks Gazelle Girl for your riveting reporting!



FIFTH ANNUAL IN LIEU OF ICEMAN RIDE/PARTY THIS SATURDAY!

Belo News
October 30, 2019

Sharkman is back!

Augusta, Mi. - The big day has finally arrived!

This Saturday is the grand finale for the mighty Shark Minion Nation! Well, there will certainly be some informal rides, weather permitting, but this is it on the 31st Shark Minion Season!

The fifth annual "In Lieu of Iceman Ride/Party" will be this Saturday at Fort Custer and you won't want to miss this edition as our intrepid hero, The Sharkman, returns to his beloved Shark Minion Nation.

Remember, all are invited! Even if you do not mountain bike, please join us for dinner at Players in Augusta at 4 p.m. Significant others are also welcome so come on out and enjoy the great beer and food at Players!

Here is the drill!

Launch Time of 2 p.m. a the Trail head at Fort Custer (you are on your own for any post ride refreshments).

The riders will then convene at Players at 4 p.m. for adult beverages and dinner, where significant other will join the group and those road riders and guests who just want to take part in the festivities.

Sharkman looks forward to seeing everyone!

Be there!