Wednesday, October 11, 2017

RAIN OUT!
Sharkman hates to be rained on!


LETS TRY THAT AGAIN!

ONE RIDER SATURDAY, OR TWO?

MAD DOG'S RETURN!

OH, THE HUMANITY!

Belo News
October 7, 2017

Shark Cove, Mi. - As dawn broke wet and cool over the Shark Cove, our intrepid hero was fretting over what to do.

The Shark Radar was showing rain but it looked like a small possibility that it would stop by launch time.

However, by 6:30 a.m. it was pretty obvious that it would be raining over the Field of Dreams the Nation calls the Koffee Klutch Tour de Gull and would have rain for a good part of the morning. Even if it did stop, the roads would be pretty wet and the old Shark had had his fill of crashes this season.

At 6:30 a.m. he texted Mad Dog to inform him that the ride would be cancelled. Yes, you read that correctly! Earlier in the week, the lost rider known as Mad Dog had emailed our hero and told him he would be at the Cove at 7:30 a.m. - SHARP!

Sharkman really did want to see his perennial wing man who he hadn't ridden with since the Tour de Taylor in June. But it was not to be.

Reluctantly, the Shark put out the email  stating the ride was cancelled.

However, at 8:38 a.m. the first text came in from Mad Dog.....

"Thought I was late"

Along with this selfie of him in front of the Shark Cove. The problem was that it was way too light in the photo to be 7:30 a.m. but you do have to give him credit for riding in that rain!

Mad Dog in front of the Shark Cove!
Seems a bit bright for 7:30 a.m. Mad Dog.......


Moments later a second text arrived.....

"the sky was blue and there was not rain...."

Wonder where Mad Dog found this "patch" of blue sky.....?


Ya, right.....

Later, another text and photo.....



"I ended up riding with this guy"

Wait, is the photo taken across the wet street from the Klutch? Wet, slick street?

On Monday, at 1:18 p.m yet another text arrived;



"Expresso was Mad Dog's only company on what turned out to be a sun filled day."

Belo News is starting to think that Mad Dog spent the summer in a treatment center and some how escaped and is off his meds....

It might explain his imaginary friend, thinking the sun was shining in the pouring rain, and stopping at the Shark Cove at 8:30 rather than 7:30 a.m. and thinking that is sunshine on that wet road outside the Klutch.......

Give us a second chance, Mad Dog!!!

The ride goes on! Will it be the last road ride of the season? Will it get rained out again?

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Shark Minion Jersey Day!

Launch Time 8:30 a.m. - SHARP!

Be there!

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