TWENTY MINIONS ON THE KK-TdG!
STRYKER GUY GOING CROSS COUNTRY!
BANJOVI ROCKS THE HOUSE!
NEW TUESDAY NIGHT RECORD!
SHARK MINION JERSEY DAY THIS SATURDAY!
Belo News
May 28, 2016
Stryker Guy/Cover Girl
Galesburg, Mi. - As dawn broke over
Gull Lake??!!
Not the Shark Cove?
Well, the guest writer does not live at
or near the Shark Cove, so that’s where dawn broke—enough!
Stryker Guy (Cover Girl) was looking
for friends to ride down to the launch point and found Luke
Kujacznski to pull him to the start.
A flat tire just before 36th
street almost derailed us, but Luke quickly jumped in and got us/me
back on track.
Just because he could, Luke pulled like
a farm mule to put us on the last Minion wheel before the first
climb. Thank You!
The Nation was twenty strong, with the
usual suspects, Hoosier Boy, Zyckmann, Yeti Boy etc. and with BRod and
Skittles pushing the pace early. Squeaky squeaked his way out of the
pack to claim the first sprint uncontested. The boys and the bell of
the peloton, Gazelle Girl, were pretty frisky (to this reporter) as
the pace quickened and generally didn’t let up (+20mph average).
Wildman (Pete Townsend) was right up in
front at the Col de Twin Lakes, showing that rock stars can bounce
back after a huge concert the night before. Rain Man was in the lead
pack in spite of the fact that it was a bit cloudy and a few drops of
rain actually hit the pavement during the ride. (for the record, no
rain gear came out in spite of the four drops of rain).
Mad Dog sporting the Pink Jersey in
honor of the Giro d’Italia, was leading the nation through the
county club rollers. B-Rod said the lead group hit 34mph through this
section. Zyckmann showed fine form on the stretch to the top of M-43
as he get ready for his Big Greek Holiday this week.
Ironman, Easty, Ranger Rick, Kid
Doster, pushed the pace through the Holy Rollers and Rainman
suggested breakfast at Frona’s??
Believe it or not!!! The Nation
actually performed a proper pace line (yes Sharkman it happened) all
the way from M-89 to the G-Spot (is that what we call it?) Gazelle
Girl easily took the sprint.
The final section was
characteristically fast and furious.
A couple guys in Clark Logic kits, in
orange helmet's, got things moving early and it never let up. The
winners were so far ahead of me all I can tell you is a couple guys
on bikes battled it out near the stop sign and someone won.
The gang settled in for coffee and to
hear about the concert from the Sharkman, who was busy signing
T-Shirts for local Galesburg groupies.
Zyckmann had actually stopped in
earlier and pre-purchased the Nation's koffee, including our intrepid
hero, the Sharkman's! Is this a great country or what?!?
THANK YOU ZYCKMANN!
I know I missed some names and I
apologize to anyone I left out.
Respectfully,
SG
See you in August!
My blog site will be up in about a week
slowoldnstupid.com
Stay tuned!
Editors Note – Wow, another great
write up! Can these Minions write or what?!?
We will miss Stryker Guy/Cover Girl as
he heads cross country! (see next story) But the Nation will hold his
spot in the peloton for his return!
You won't want to miss this weeks
edition of the KK-TdG!
It will be SHARK MINION JERSEY DAY!
That's right, Bunkie, get our you Shark Kit and show your pride in
being part of the mighty Minion Nation! Oh, the humanity!
Saturday, June 4, 2016
Launch Time – 8:00 A.M. - SHARP!
Be there!
STRYKER GUY GOING CROSS COUNTRY!
June 1, 2016
Gull Lake, Mi. - As previously
reported, legendary rider, Stryker Guy/Cover Girl, known through out
the cycling world for his now famous cover spread on a local
magazine, will be taking off to ride across this great country of
ours! Oh, the humanity! He will be leaving in the very near future
and will be on the road for over two months! He will also be
reporting his exploits on a blog so that all the world can enjoy (or
suffer) right along with this world famous rider! We here at Belo
News will be highlighting the ride from his blog. All Minions should
book mark this blog to follower this hero!
slowoldnstupid.com
Make the Nation
proud, Stryker Guy! We'll be pulling for you!
BANJOVI ROCKS
THE HOUSE!
May 27, 2016
Galesburg, Mi. -
As the world now knows, Banjovi rocked the house at their debut
concert at the Koffee Klutch in downtown Galesburg!
Playing to a
packed house, with several of their groupies, aka Banjovi's
Witnesses, in attendance, the audience was captivated by song and
stories!
It was a night of ukulele infused Blue Grass that included Elton Grass AND Bon Jovi Grass!
As one critic
put it, “Sheer entertainment! First time I've ever heard “Rocket
Man,” “Don't Stop
Believin,” “Livin' On A Prayer” and “Old Time Rock n Roll”
with a guitar, banjo & ukulele!
Great job
Banjovi!”
Great job indeed! The audience sang, laughed and really got into the
act and rumor has it that they will be back in July! If you missed
this concert, you won't want to miss the next one! Oh, the humanity!
Stay tuned for upcoming concert dates for Banjovi and you too, can
become a Banjovi Witness!
NEW TUESDAY NIGHT RECORD!
Belo News
May 31, 2016
Battle Creek, Mi. - Well, it finally happened! The Tuesday Night
Chain Gang group worked together to break the two year old season
average speed record this past Tuesday night.
Not only did they break it, but they shattered the previous record of
21.7 mph set in the summer of 2011 by turning in an average speed of
22.4 mph! Oh, the humanity!
The team of Tow Truck, Rainman, Hossman and Mad Dog worked together
to blast the previous record out of the record books!
Rainman reported that Mad Dog was on fire and pushed the group to the
record!
Congratulations, Minions, you did the Nation proud!
Riders
joining the Minion rides acknowledge the inherent risk involved with
bicycle riding and by joining any Minion ride hold harmless any rider
involved.
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