Wednesday, June 29, 2016

MELLOW SOUTHERN ROUTE, SANS LANDMARKS!


The Nation ready for the south route! Shadows include Yeti Boy and Reb! Oh, the humanity!


RED, WHITE & BLUE THIS WEEKEND!


A DOUBLE HEADER WEEKEND?


WHERE IN THE WORLD IS STRYKER GUY THIS WEEK?


TUESDAY NIGHT ROUTE CHANGE?


B GROUP STARTING SOON? STAY TUNED!


BANJOVI ON FACEBOOK? OH, THE HUMANITY!


Belo News
June 25, 2016


Galesburg, Mi. - As dawn broke warm and bright over the Shark Cove, our intrepid hero, the Sharkman, was again sleeping in. A Shark could get use to this sleeping in thing!


As he mounted his Shark Motorcycle a bit early, he thought that since it was such a beautiful morning, he would ride out to meet the Nation along the route!


He immediatlely set out on County MN to 36th Street and headed south thinking the Nation should be heading north toward the finish. However, as he approached the road into Scotts, no Minions?


Mmmmm.....had he missed them?


The Old Shark headed into Scotts and again, no Minions. Thinking he had missed them when they crossed MN before the finish, he immediately turned around and headed for the Klutch. It was almost 9:30 a.m so he was sure he had missed the peloton.


However, as he approached the Klutch, no bikes......


When he walked in and ordered his Bottomless, he was told the riders had gone by but had not come in for their koffee yet......


As he checked his iPhone, he noticed a text from Yeti Boy time stamped at 9:14 a.m. of the start, which really confused the old Shark......what the heck?


Shortly, the Nation pulled up to the Klutch and explained that they ran a little late, and that Yeti Boy and Reb had ridden to the start and had then pealed off to head home after Qman Hill just outside of town.


The Nation stated that the ride was very mellow, with a more managable 16 riders. Nikeboy led the Nation, but did not seem to know where all the “Major Landmarks and Attractions” were located. So the Nation didn't even have to pay for the ride! (wait a minute......) Thus, a more relaxing ride, though the pace was still a good one.


Again, no one wrote up a rider report this week, so you have to read about Sharkman's motorcycle ride for Saturday morning koffee! Oh, the humanity!


But the Sharkman will be returning soon!


But what about this weekend?


It is the 4th of July and you won't want to miss the Red, White & Blue Kit ride in celebration of our country's independence!


Saturday, July 2, 2016 – Red, White & Blue Kit Day! Put on your best Red, White & Blue and show your patriotism!


Launch Time – 8:00 A.M. - SHARP!


BE THERE!


DOUBLE HEADER WEEKEND! HEADING SOUTH!


Belo News
June 29, 2016


Richland, Mi. - As has been tradition, we will have a double header weekend this 4th of July! Is this a great country or what?!?

That's right, Bunkie, the Nation will head south on Monday morning, July 4th with a launch time of 8:00 a.m. SHARP! 

Full Minion Kit to celebrate this great countries Independence!

Monday, July 4, 2016 - Shark Minion Jersey Kit Day!

Be there!





B GROUP STARTING SOON?


Belo News
June 29, 2016


Shark Cove, Mi. - With Sharkman's return to cycling, he knows he will need some time go to get back into shape! Additionally, for years the Nation has talked about starting a B Group.


Depending on Sharkman's progress, a B Group will be announced soon to help Sharkman get back into shape and will be open to other riders who might want to do a slower pace. It is hoped that the B Group will continue going forward.


The concept would be to start the B Group 15-20 minutes ahead of the A Group with the hope the two groups would finish close to the same time. The head start would be adjusted to insure that happens.


This group would also allow beginners to jump into the A group if they so desired. So standby for mor information on the B Group, coming soon!


WHERE IN THE WORLD IS STRYKER GUY THIS WEEK?


Belo News
June 29, 2016
Stryker Guy at Bear Tooth Pass!


Bear Tooth Pass, Mt. - This week, we hear from that Legend of the Peloton, Stryker Guy, aka Cover Girl, as he continues his trek across this great country! Stryker Guy checked in with Belo News after a bad day of head winds caused the group to have to sag in for the evening as he was quoted as stating, “it was the best $80 we ever spent!” Apparently after fighting 40-50 mph head winds, it was decided the better part of valor was discretion.


However, all was forgotten as a day or two later, he checked in from Bear Tooth Pass in Montana, where the elevation was 10,970 ft! Way to go, Stryker Guy! You're taking that Shark Minion Jersey to higher and higher elevations!


You can follow, and leave comments, for our hero at the following website;
Sagging in! Best move, EVER!




Check in on this legend now!














TUESDAY NIGHT ROUTE CHANGE?


Belo News
June 29, 2016


Battle Creek, Mi. - Tuesday Night ride Commissioner, Rainman, put out a notice for the Tuesday Night Chain Gang Riders. It appears that the section of M96 east bound from 37th to G Ave. in Augusta has really deteriorated. Therefore, he is recommending some route changes. Riders wishing to do this ride should contact Rainman to make sure you are on his ride distribution, as the ride does not always launch!


Attached is his announcement!


NOTICE TO TUESDAY MINIONS: I know Minions don't do well with change, but as the Self-Appointed Commissioner of Tuesday Nights, I've been evaluating a re-route for a section of the ride. I know, I know, you love the route; it’s fast, largely flat, and fun. However, M96 Eastbound (the road we turn onto after passing the Galesburg High School) has deteriorated as of late and has become a bit [more] unsafe. Gravel and holes are abundant, and a safe shoulder to ride on has become increasingly harder to come by. SO, if you ride this evening and want to take the regularly scheduled route, please continue to exercise caution.
HOWEVER, Rainman doesn’t leave the Minions hanging and would propose either of the following routes:
OPTION 1
· Same starting route until you get to Augusta
· Make a RIGHT onto 42nd street (first right as you pass the SHELL Station in Augusta) and take that all the way to M89.
· Climb the short hill on M89
· Continue on M89 to 37th Street; make a LEFT onto 37th (head South past the Gull Lake View golf course)
· Continue on 37th; make a LEFT onto G Ave (east)
· Connect back up to M96 (east) and head back into Augusta to complete the normal route
OR

OPTION 2
· Same starting route until you get to Augusta
· Make a RIGHT onto 42nd street (first right as you pass the SHELL Station in Augusta) and take that all the way to M89. 
· Climb the short hill on M89
· Continue on M89 to 40th Street; make a RIGHT onto 40th
· Take 40th to C Ave; make a RIGHT onto C Ave (east)
· Take C Ave (east) to 48th Street; turn RIGHT onto 48th Street to connect back up to the end of the ride on Michigan Ave
If you do choose either of these routes tonight, please report back on the distance and fun-level.


BANJOVI ON FACEBOOK? OH, THE HUMANITY!



Belo News

June 29, 2016
Shark Cove, Mi. - You asked for it, you got it! Yes, Banjovi has started a new Facebook page so you can keep up with all their activities! Is this a great country or what!?!



So head over to the Banjovi Facebook Page and “like” it so you too, can know when, where and what these indomitable musicians are up to! Oh, the humanity!

http://www.facebook.com/BanjoviAZO

And don't forget, you can see them live at the Riverside Golf Club & Banquet Center on Friday, July 15, 2016 at 7:00 p.m!



Be there!






















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