SHARKMAN TAKES THE EARLY LEAD IN TOUR OF CAPTIVA

GREAT TURN OUT EVEN WITHOUT SHARKMAN!

Belo News

Captiva Island, Florida

April 13, 2011

Captiva Island, Fl. - Greetings from sunny and warm Florida, where our intrepid hero, the Sharkman has taken an early lead in the Tour of Captiva!

Sharkman, showing early season form, stole the first two sprints of the tour from his two son-in-laws who were not even aware there was a race.

When Sharkman learned there was a Starbucks at the end of the Island, there was no stopping him as he raced to the early lead. Afternoons have been filled with eating, drinking with an occasional dip in the pool and/or ocean and frolicking with his Sharklets!

Is this a great country or what?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, our special reporter, All Black checked in with the staff of Belo News to report that there was a pretty good turn-out last Saturday for the KK-Tour de Gull.

All Black reported that Thor, Falcon, B-Rod, Wildman, Gazelle Girl, and Wilier Boy all made their season premiers, while the peloton was filled out by Kid Doster Danimal, Chumley and the lovely MC Hammer.

All Black reported it was a pretty mellow ride.

So you won't want to miss this Saturday's DD-TdG! Sharkman will not be returning until the following Saturday, but the Mighty Minion Nation rides on!

This Saturday - April 16, 201

Launch Time - 9:00 A.M. - SHARP!

Be there!