Friday, March 17, 2017

IS THE MIGHTY MINION NATION READY?!?

OPENING DAY, SATURDAY APRIL 1, 2017!

APRIL FOOLS DAY, BUT NO FOOLING AROUND!

TOUR DE TAYLOR DATE ANNOUNCED!

REGISTRATION NOW OPEN!
Our intrepid hero and daughter riding
the foothills of the Sangre De Cristo
Mountains!


Belo News
March 17, 2017

Santa Fe, N.M. - Belo News is reporting from our intrepid hero's Spring Training grounds, the land of enchantment, Santa Fe, New Mexico! Is this a great country or what?!?

Sharkman doesn't seem to be getting in as many miles as he would like, as he is having way too much fun visiting his Sharklet's, but so goes life, eh?

Be that as it may, it is time again for the mighty Minion Nation to start, yet another fantastic season of riding, mayhem and koffee drinking! Is this a great country or what?!?

It was somewhat of an uneventful winter with a lack of snow for skiing and a lot of rain and mud that made fat tire riding a bit complicated. But all are hoping for a great Spring season!

And the day that every Minion waits for each winter, is almost here! Can you feel the excitement?!? Uh, can you? No, Bunkie, that's not gas you're feeling! 

Opening Day is upon us!!!
"Land of Enchantment" - Sandia Crest,
Photo my our own
Sharkman!

Opening Day for the mighty Minion Nation is slated for Saturday, April 1 (no fooling), 2017! Anyone who is anyone, in the world of cycling knows how big a day this will be!

Start time will be determined the last week of March with an eye on the weather, but suffice it to say it would be between 8:30 and 9:30 a.m.

So be watching for an update on the start time!

A few comments about the start of the season;

First, there will be an A and a B group again this year. This seemed to be very popular last year, the Nation is getting a bit older, and many appreciate the social aspect of a more laid back ride.

The month of April will be considered “Spring Training” and sprint and finishing places will not be reported in Belo News unless our intrepid hero, the Sharkman, should happen to surprise the peloton, as well as hizzelf, and win a sprint or the finish. 
After all, he is the Sharkman and will take all the publicity he can.....

For those of you looking to start, or come back this year, Spring is the best time to do that as the pace is a bit more social and riders (other than Barry-Roubaix veterans) are not in as good a shape yet for the road. So come on out and join the fun!

Speaking of that, Minions need to remember that we do not really want to grow the ride. We had as many as 40 on some Saturday's last year and that gets unwieldy and unsafe. 

However, if you do feel you need to invite a rider, you need to be clear with them what type of ride it is and YOU are responsible for them. If they cannot keep up the pace, it is the inviting Minions responsibility to look after them. We leave no Minion behind, so if your guest falls off the pace it is YOUR responsibility to insure they are escorted back to the Klutch!

And finally, we want this ride to remain safe. It is all about watching out for each other, not winning. Each rider rides at their own risk, but additionally, needs to be mindful of the safety of the entire group. In other words, ride safe, Minions!

So blow the dust off your road steed and get ready to ride, Minions!

2017 should be another fantastic year!

TOUR DE TAYLOR IS SATURDAY, JUNE 10, 2017!

Belo News
March 17, 2017


Mattawan, Mi. - The date for the Tour de Taylor 2017 has been announced and here is the information you will need to enter. This has been a great annual event for the Nation and helps our Team Taylor Minions earn even more dollars for their Make A Wish ride in July! So let's all get entered to ride! Here are the details:
Hey Tour de Taylor Riders!
Tour de Taylor 2017 registration is now OPEN! Click Here to register.
Saturday, June 10th.
As always, we're working hard on creating an even better event this year. With your feedback and support, we've been able improve on an already great event. With your help, ALL net proceeds will be donated.
Below are highlights and details.
  • Free Lunch catered by Latitude 42
  • Soft tee's with new design for 2017
  • Beautiful routes with aid stations, including water, Gatorade, snacks and the best volunteers in the area
  • Maple Hill Tent City
  • Music
Details
Date: Saturday June 10th, 2017
Location: Mattawan Middle School
56720 Murray St Mattawan, MI 49071
Soft T-Shirts: Free with registration.
You must be registered by May 28th to guarantee a Tour de Taylor 2017 Soft T-Shirt.
Please refer to link for more event details and updated information.

Riders joining the Minion rides acknowledge the inherent risk involved with bicycle riding and by joining any Minion ride hold harmless any rider involved.